I’m James Bond, bitch!

Know what I love? James Bond movies. I”m talking about the old school shit. Sean Connery and Roger Moore. I hate that I love these horrible movies. Seriously, they are truly horrible. From the awesomely fake rooftop fight scenes …

…to the squealing tires on gravel…

…you can’t beat that shit.

Have you seen the latest Bond movies? Daniel Craig? They try and convey action by ShaKY cAmERa ShOoTInG which will give any normal person a fucking headache and turn James Bond into a mega-human with super powers. But I guess that’s just like any normal action movie nowadays.

Bring back the real James Bond movies!