I Swear Too Much

Hang on, its going to be a wild fucking ride!

About Me

Thanks for wanting to know more about me and being curious enough to click on the About Me page. That makes you a real winner in my book and, deep down, isn’t that what matters?

Well, that’s  me. Age 14 in that picture. I’ve always looked young for my age.

I’m a Canadian, born and raised. Mostly. I now reside in thee Unahdid Stayts of ‘merica. Muzzurah, to be exact. I have to phonetically spell it out that way cuz I’ve got some friends here that may want to read this one day once they ‘git’ themselves ‘one em what innernet machines’ and I want to make sure they can “WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” real loud and hold a beer up when they get to reading that part. As they are apt to do at times.

I’m a professional blogger, I do food reviews for a few local magazines, photography is my passion and I have a budding garage band that’s just getting started. I left my 8-5 job as a loan manager for a bank just over a year ago and I haven’t looked back since. If you’re still reading this I can tell you all that was utter bullshit but just wanted to be like every other blogger out there that tells you their life story and all the while you’re thinking ‘then how the fuck you got time to sit here and bang out 2, 3 posts a day’, go do all that other shit.

My legal name is Steven but everyone calls me Toufpik.